Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men

|Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother. "What makes you ask?""There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards.""Oh, that's because most men who go to Heaven get there by a close shave."
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My teacher loves me - she puts
kisses
against all my sums.
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The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by various health care professionals including (we're afraid) a doctor or two at several major hospitals: "The lab test indicated abnormal lover function." "Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
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Two cannibals just finished a big
meal and
one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist
and
says, "You
know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't
agree with
me!"
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|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?A: A mutt in a rut!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?A: A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?A: A jolly collie!Q: What do you call a nutty dog in
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Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
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Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?"The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well.I've been having accidents in the house.
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Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.
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Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody

believes?
The weatherman.
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