Rabbit jokes

You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up. The Sun is too loud. Trees begin to chase you. You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee. You can hear mimes.
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So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!".The grasshopper says "Oh yeah? You have a drink named Leonard?!".
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What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my

salad.
Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.
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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!
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A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out.
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Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you $20," the teacher began," and you gave $5 to Mary,$5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?""An orgy," Johnny answered.
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How do you keep an imbecile
happy
all his life ?
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
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Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.
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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover

when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end
of a
rope.

"That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A
man helping his
fellow man."

As he was walking away, one
local remarked to the other, "Well, he
sure doesn't know the first
thing about shark fishing."
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