rabbits chased by wolf

A concerned husband went to a
doctor to
talk about his wife. He says to the
doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife
is deaf because she never hears me
the
first time and always
asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctor
replied, "go home and
tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say
something to her.
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What did the egg say to the boiling
water?
"It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last

night."
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|At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.1. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house.2. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.3.
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A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby causing you this annoying problem of stuttering.
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Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer "if I can guess how many sheep in you're flock will you give me a sheep."The farmer says "OK".The brunette says "485".
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According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
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Q: How many grips does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Q: Why don't women have
men's
brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
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I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me. He flosses me. His instruments alive in my mouth.And just when I don't think I can take it anymore, he says, 'Good girl, Marcie, you can spit now.' - Marcie, from the "Married With Children" sitcom.
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A lone tourist who is passing through the

suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical

problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks
the
car by the side of the road and waits for help.

Not
much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm

animals.
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