rabbits chased by wolf

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper.What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?Answer: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
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Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who
is
appalled by American driving
habits, offers the following
advice:

The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is
directly
proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast
decreases one's
exposure.
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Don't be sexist... broads hate that!
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How did Frankenstein's
monster eat his
lunch?
He bolted it down.
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !
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During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" The Marine replied, "I got my four Sir."
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Why is a burning candle like being

thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
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One ant was running across an unopened box of

crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to
hurry?"
said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the
dotted
line'".
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What did the cat do when he swallowed some

cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
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