rabbits chased by wolf

When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In hissleep.Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
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How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take aloadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goesto take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!
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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
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A couple was having a discussion about what

to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.
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Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
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Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with

a paint-roller
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A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want
gas
or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as

quickly as possible."

"You're a brave man," said the dentist.
"Now, show me which tooth
it is.
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When can you count on a hamburger in an

emergency?
When the chips are down!
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