Racoon Joke

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum.
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|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false notes did you sing in your life?"The soprano answers, "Three.""Three times, fellows!" says Pete, and along comes an angel and sticks the soprano three times with a needle."Ow! What was that for?" asks the soprano.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bowl
!
Bowl who ?
Bowl me over !
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After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker's boss
tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, "If
you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how
many would you have left?"
Quickly he replied, "If it was you who
asked, I'd still have 4
apples."
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|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection. Each ornament would weight about seven pounds, and require you to pay shipping and handling charges.
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What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? "Depends."
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Two elephants jumped off a
cliff.......
BOOM BOOM!
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Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.
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A shopkeeper was dismayed
when a brand
new business much like his own opened up next door and
erected a huge
sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'

He was horrified when another
competitor opened up on his right, and
announced its arrival with an
even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST
PRICES.
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Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot
off.
Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the
floor.
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