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A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?"The little girl stayed silent.Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"Again, the little girl was silent.Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?""Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart.Barney's on my underpants."
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Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how...An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.As smart as bait.Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
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computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,- "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife!"
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Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up
and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and
down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a
0!
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Pupil: Up
and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and
down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a
0!
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A man is driving down the road for a
long period of time.
During
his travel, he sees a priest with
a gas can hitch hiking, so he
gladly picks him up he
says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitch
hikers. You seem like a man of
dignity so i thought id make an
exception.
In fact i hate
hitch hikers.
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long period of time.
During
his travel, he sees a priest with
a gas can hitch hiking, so he
gladly picks him up he
says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitch
hikers. You seem like a man of
dignity so i thought id make an
exception.
In fact i hate
hitch hikers.
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|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat"He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, "woof, woof". The cop says, "its only a dog".
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Mary:
My daughter believes in
preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary:
Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
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My daughter believes in
preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary:
Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
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What was so good about he
neurotic doll
the girl was given for Christmas?
It was wound up already.
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neurotic doll
the girl was given for Christmas?
It was wound up already.
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