Religious jokes

A young naval student
was being put
through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you
do if a sudden
storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain.

"Throw out
an anchor, sir." replied the naval student.

"What would you do
if another storm sprang up aft?" asked the
captain.

"Throw
out another anchor, sir.
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A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.
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This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you for coming."
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!
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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."
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What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "
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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, '"Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.
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Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in

love?
A: They got married in the spring.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bat
!
Bat who ?
Bat you'll never guess!
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I'm not ugly. I could
marry anyone I
pleased!
But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
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