Restaurant jokes

Q: What's green and purple and goes up and

down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives
money
to elephants ?
The tusk fairy !
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, as Cronin gets up and is taking out his money, the barber goes over and takes a leak in the corner of the barber shop. The barber finishes and comes back.As Cronin hands him a twenty-dollar bill, he says, "Listen, it's...
Category: Situations - 0 Comments

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that
ate his
uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress...People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong. Which is not news, folks, because if you think Monica Lewinsky was the only skin flute player in my orchestra, you haven't been paying attention. The only babes in D.C.
Category: Politics - 0 Comments

10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit. 8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10. 7. The "It's a Small World After All" creatures go on a rampage. 6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill Clinton, kill Clinton." 5.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a solar powered
calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

"I gotta 'A' in
spelling," Tony told
his father.
"You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in

'spelling'!"
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so

quickly?
They squealed on each other.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments