Space jokes

Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
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What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
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What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!
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|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.Curious, the husband said, "Who was that?"And his lovely wife replies, "I don't any idea who it was.
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A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.
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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be

haunted ?
Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the
school
spirit.
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|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for sixOLD DANCERS never die, they just step awayOLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouragedOLD DEANS never die, they just lose their facultiesOLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pullOLD
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What is the most popular game played by
tornadoes? -Catch my
drift
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tellshis wife about the purchase he's just made."Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?""There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze.
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