Space jokes

Q. What's the definition
of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to

fly?
He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
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What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.
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How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
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Father Christmas:I
like the story about
the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to

Granny.
Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!
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Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders" Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance. Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body. He...ummm..licks his tools clean. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.
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|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy fonts be seen On screen as they are on paper. Give us this day our documents, And lead us not into fragmentation But deliver us our data. For thine is the SCSI, And the EISA, and the NuBus, Forever and Ever, Amen.
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Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
Hula?
Sure, order a burger and a shake!
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