Sport jokes

|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl.
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Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no
legs to pull !
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Most Republicans try, at least
once,
enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their

families in their Christmas cards.
Public ridicule from Democrats
usually discourages them from doing it
again.
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A
fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding
night asks his mother, "Mom,
why are wedding dresses
white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town

that your bride is pure.
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Why does Dracula always travel with his
coffin?
Because his life is at stake.
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An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot picked up on this. The nephew did not like this, and tried to break the parrot of its swearing habit. He tried everything.
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Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the

perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come
true!"
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.
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When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it."In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.
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There was a
farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked
the farmer: "What do you
use to feed your pigs?"
"Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things
like that. Why?"
"Because I am from the Animals Protection
Association and I think you
don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't
eat wastes.
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