Teeth jokes

The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milkLUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed zucchini 1 Oreo cookieMID-AFTERNOON SNACK rest of the package of Oreo cookies 1 quart Rocky Road ice cream 1 jar hot fudgeDINNER 2 loaves
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A political man to a woman, "You look

beautiful today!!!!"
The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I
could not say the same
about you."
"Sure you could!!" said the
political man, "if you could lie as well
as I do!"
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Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking
?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !
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A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."Nine hands went up."Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
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Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter."'It's me, Bill Clinton." "And what do you want?" asked St. Peter. "Lemme in!" replied Clinton."Soooo," pondered Peter.
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If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
None,
because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
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Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to

the basement, is that correct?
A: Yes.
Judge: And these same
stairs, did the also go up?
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what problem is?" "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up."
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Old man
O'Malley had
worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just
wasn't
paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over
into the
beer vat and drowned.

The foreman thought it should be his job
to inform the Widow O'Malley
of her old man's death. He showed up
at the front door and rang the
bell.
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Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.
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