Telephone jokes

My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble

is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves

himself.
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There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell. So he sees this cute nurse and says, "How about a quickie for twenty bucks?"She agrees and gets on top of him. They go at it for about ten minutes. After the act, the old man says, "You know, if I knew you were a virgin, I would have paid you a hundred bucks.
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B batteries?If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then
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Waiter, waiter!
There's a dead spider in
my soup.
Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.
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What Do you tell a woman with two black
eyes
?

Nothing, you told her twice.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crispin
!
Crispin who ?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
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What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent is his mother.
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|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket.
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"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred
looking out of the kitchen
window.
"I know," said his
mother.
"I've just stepped in a poodle!"
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Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
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