The boss tells some jokes

Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize they'll have to inform his wife. Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.
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One day there was a tortoise walking on

the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the

tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to
him so he
challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly
accepted his
challenge.
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Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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Q: How many DP's
does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on
the truck?
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What could you do if you were on a
desert
island without food or water?
Open your watch: drink from the spring,
and eat the sand which is
(sandwiches) there.
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What part of a car is the
laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Did you hear about the man
who left
his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job.
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The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:"All right class, I want everyone to write a sentence which starts with a question and ends with an answer and has the words possible and definite in it!"All at once, young Johnny's hand shot up."Miss! Miss!" called Johnny."Write it down, Johnny!" said the teacher." ...
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What did the bee to the other bee in summer
?
Swarm here isn't it !
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|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.Man: And the bad news?Doctor: You have Alzheimer's disease.Man: That's great.
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