The family of tomatoes

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
work
for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A
man was
shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the
blonde bet
the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure
enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50.
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!A lifetime in snooker my dearest, it's happened to you, so don't forget to chalk his cue and the first game you play make sure it's at the end of the day.A man is as good as he has to be; a woman as bad as she dares.
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How do you stop a monster digging up your

garden?
Take his spade away.
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again.
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A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls respond with a banner too:"Our Stuff will stiff your Staff."
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Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the
horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the
horse and
you can kiss your money goodbye!
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How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
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How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive.
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours tobegin with.
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What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri!
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