
The Honeymoon
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The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon." "Uh huh," said the old man."We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman. "Uh huh," said the old man."And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon," said the oldwoman. "That's right," said the old man, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"
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