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wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming." "Yes I do!" "Well, OK, answer me this.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo
!
Argo who ?
Argo down to the beach for my holidays
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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
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The food in our school canteen is
perfect.
If your a bug!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Belinda
!
Belinda who ?
Belinda church steeple !
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|"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
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|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these facilities, new rules are being put into effect concerning the selection of passwords.
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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
showing it off to a
friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14
days without winding.'
'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how
long will it go if you do
wind it ?'
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Comic
!
Comic who ?
Comic and see me sometime !
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Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.
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