Travel and tourist jokes

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?

Ath-fleats!
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I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!
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You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park

near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across

(separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and
Sir Edmund
Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube
stop.
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Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend,Ralph, and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.
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As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!""It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A
hole-y Cow!
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Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a family. One such young officer, a Lt. Commander, became an 'Uncle' to the family's little 5 year old daughter.One Sunday, he asked her what she had learned in Sunday School.
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Why did
the school bully kick the
classroom computer?
Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the
system.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
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A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher
were
sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from
his cell
and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The
soldiers
panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The
shopkeeper was led
out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted
"Flood!" and escaped.
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