Travel and tourist jokes

In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
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Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
If I
have, I'm not going to tell you.
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How many computer journalists does it take
to screw in a light
bulb?
Five.
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What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
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Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
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The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this".
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Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built. Finally the big day was at hand. All the computers were linked together.
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Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times.
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|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following test to see if you are compulsive. If you can relate to 2 of the items, you may have a problem with Techno-Dweeb. If you relate to 3 or more, you are definitely a Techno-Dweeb.
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Q: Why
don't blind people
skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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