trip from beauty parlor

A German tourist walks into a
McDonald's in New York City
and orders a
beer. (In Germany and many
parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does
serve
beer.
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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call

it Fed UP?
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There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up.
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A man is in a bar having a

drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks
up
the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off
again. This
time he picks the guy up and asks, ''Where do you
live?''

Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts
him in the
back seat, and drives him home.
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A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in the back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.
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An
elderly fisherman wrote to a mail
order house the following:

"Please send me one of those gasoline
engines for my boat you show on
page 438, and if it's any good, I'll
send you a check."

In a short time he received the following
reply: "Please send check.
If it's any good, we'll send the
engine."
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Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without arms or legs -- without even a torso. It was just a head. Still, the Coopers loved and cared for their child, spoiling and indulging it.
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There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting for someone to come. Then along comes a boat.The man on the boat asks 'do you want any help?' Man on the rock replies 'no- the Lord will save me'-so then the man on the boat went away.
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It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife,when the wayward husband finally arrived home.
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What food best describes a man? Jerky
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