Two confirmed bachelors sat talking...

|1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.4. I know where you live.5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."6.
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Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?Optometrist to patient: Don't worry, you won't be able to see the difference.
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The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. Theride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked. "I wanna be weighed," she said. So the young mantook her over to the weight guesser."One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he wasabsolutely right.
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|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."
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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a

sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear
starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first hiker gets his
sneakers out of his knapsack and starts
putting them on.
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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather

jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!
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What is the difference between Father

Christmas and a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just
pants!
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A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk."Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk."Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
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THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.
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Which is the meat patties' least favourite day
of the
week?
Fry-day!
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