Two friends were out drinking...

Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfalfa! Alfalfa who? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss! Knock Knock Who's there?
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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a

bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbara
!
Barbara who ?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
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Q: Why are there
more jokes about Waco
than Jonestown?
A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
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Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pricks on the outside!
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What business is King Kong in?
Monkey
business.
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A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please.
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|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted.
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A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."
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