Two men are discussing their lives...

|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
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Two elderly
couples were enjoying friendly
conversation when one of the men asked the
other, "Fred, how was
the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred
replied. "They taught us all the latest
psychological
techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference
for me.
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|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Austen
!
Austen who ?
Austen-tentatiously well off !
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A Packer fan was enjoying himself at

the game in a packed Lambeau Field,
until he noticed an empty seat
down in front. He went down and asked
the
guy next to it if he
knew whose seat it was. The guy said, "Yes,
that's
my wife's
seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days,
but
now
my wife is dead.
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Fred: I'm sure I'm right.
Betty: You're
as right as rain - all wet!
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There's this guy who had been lost and

walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home
of a
missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and
collapses on
the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back
to health.
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Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
the flagpole?
A: He varnished into thin air!
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Why did the young witch have
such
difficulty writing letters?
She had never learned to spell properly.
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