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Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the dark sunglasses Inflatable Anchor Smooth Sandpaper Waterproof sponge Waterproof Teabags AC adapter for Solar powered calculators Fireproof Matches Fireproof Cigarettes Battery powered Battery Charger Seatbelts for Motorbikes Hand powered Chainsaw Inflatable Dartboard Silent Alarm Clock A Pedal powered wheelchair Braille Drivers Manual Double sided playing cards Ejector seats for Helicopters
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How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.
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What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.
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Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.
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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game!
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Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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blonde's definition of a
naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.
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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new
fact?
Well, fangcy that!
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fact?
Well, fangcy that!
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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his
own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic
Man and the
Blonic Woman.
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own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic
Man and the
Blonic Woman.
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A little girl
and a little boy were at
day care one day. The girl
approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy,
wanna play
house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to
do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your
thoughts."
"Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I
have no idea what
that means.
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and a little boy were at
day care one day. The girl
approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy,
wanna play
house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to
do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your
thoughts."
"Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I
have no idea what
that means.
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