Vampire jokes

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite.
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What type of wind is named after both
a
cat and a bat?


Katabatic
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Waiter, I can't eat this
meat, it's
crawling with maggots !
Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab
it as it goes by
!
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A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price.She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "Price check on lane thirteen. Tampax. Supersize.
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She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!
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Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brigham
!
Brigham who ?
Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !
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Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say it, saying the capitals as letters, it comes out as:'em are ducks'em are notoh 'es 'ey aresee 'em wangs'ell ill be'em are ducks
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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas

and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to
go
inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather
shocked.
"What's the matter?" asked his friend.
"It's a very
popular place," replied the first alien.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chrysalis
!
Chrysalis who ?
Chrysalis the cake for you !
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