Vampire jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.
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|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?A: Shredded tweet!Q: Why do tomcats fight?A: Because they like raising a stink!Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?A: They are both ginger nuts!Q: What is
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Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please...Louis Farrakhan:The road, you will see, represents the black man.The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him down!Colonel Sanders:I missed one?L.
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Why don't chickens like people ?
They beat
eggs !
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What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
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Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they
come out at night.
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Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."
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If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the client."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to.I was working smarter, not harder.
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." A third man arrives at the gates.
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Did you hear about the Montana moron
who went looking for a
gas leak with a safety match?
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