Vampire jokes

|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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What do you call a boxing match between two

aardvarks?
A snout bout!
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What is the most famous
shark?
William Sharkspeare!
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What is the definition of Robin ?
A bird who
steals !
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|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.
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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
Mother
Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? -
A: You're the
purrfect cat for me!
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|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook.Ivette - Banana PieYou buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it.
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Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will be on a respirator the rest of her life."Hiram says, "My God. What's the good news?"The doctor says, "I'm kidding.
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." "What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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