Vampire jokes

Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 4. Press any key except ... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! 5.
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What did the hurricane say to
the palm
tree?


-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary
breeze
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Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not
come to you.
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At a dinner party, one
of the guests, an
obnoxiously loud young
man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone
and
everything.
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Why are mosquitos religious ?
They prey on
you !
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This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before choosing the best money could buy.The doctor assured her that he could make her look young for many years because of a new technique he used.
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"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the
nervous lady driver. "There's a tree
coming straight for us!"
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Why did the
army send so many women with
PMS to the Persian Gulf?
They fought like animals and retained water
for 4 days.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Inverness, FLA 71-yearl-old man fell off a dock and into the jaws of an alligator but said his knowledge of reptiles, gained from watching wildlife programs on television, helped him escape.
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How do wasps send messages?
By bee-mail.
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