Vampire jokes

If fire fighters fight fire and crime

fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bach !
Bach
who ?
Bach to work!
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Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they
wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax

time?

A: A dependent Claus.
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On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible "What areyou doing?" asked the friend. "Looking for loopholes," repied the lawyer.
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Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ.
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Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their brains.
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A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.After this goes on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out thefront door and yells, "You need more tail."The guy turns to his son and says, "Son, I never will understandwomen.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benny
!
Bennny who ?
Benny thing happening !
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