Vampire jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, but he thinks they are phony.He tells them, "Okay, I have a test for you. I want you to use thewords liver and cheese in a sentence." So, the first guy says, "I made a liver and cheese sandwich forlunch."The agent says, "That was good, you can go.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beaver E
!
Beaver E who ?
Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !
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|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!
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My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend it on
her !
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Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into

the fence to keep from hitting the cow!
Was it a Jersey cow?

I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
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A woman was shopping in a
fairly nice
dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the
salesman
the price. When he told her she launched into a tirade about
prices
these days, covering just about everything from housing to auto

tires.
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Q: What can strike a blonde without her

even knowing it?
A: A thought.
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Why does a
dinosaur climb a tree?
To
get in his nest.
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A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200.As he was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to pass by.
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