Vampire jokes

Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.
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Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
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1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue elephant gun.
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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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Where do space monsters live?
In far
distant terror-tory.
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BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a "cube farm" (an office full of cubicles) and everyone's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
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What do you get if you cross an alien and a

hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !
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The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off"9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos"8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!6.
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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a

telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch
someone
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Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead."Damn," he says. "I forgot to lock the office safe before we left." His partner replies " What are you worried about? We're both here."
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