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What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Ice lolly !
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|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer's group. Funny though, they forgot to put my street name on them!
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The judge said to
his dentist: "Pull my
tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the
tooth."
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his dentist: "Pull my
tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the
tooth."
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|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a half feet." "Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
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Yo mama so ugly that
your father takes
her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss
her goodbye.
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your father takes
her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss
her goodbye.
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Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been."Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes.
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I
gave
you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
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gave
you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
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What's the difference between an injured
elephant
and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours
with rain !
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elephant
and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours
with rain !
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I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one jar!
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|Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether or not you suffer from this terrible affliction; the only known cure for which is caffeine.
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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of course,teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gavehim a sentence to practice at home: "Robert gave Richarda rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.
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