Various animal jokes

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly.
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Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
hoodlum?

A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link
fences.
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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three...
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Patient: I always see spots before my
eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I
see the spots much clearer.
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How long do
chickens work ?
Around the
cluck !
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God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
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There are three kinds of
accountants in
the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.
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The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin
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Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my

birthday
. . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until
my next
birthday!
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God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was facedwith a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impactstatement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but wasstymied with the Cease and Desist order for the earthly part.
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