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A doctor, an engineer, and a
fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how he'd
healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was
a sinner and was sent
to Hell.
The engineer told how he'd built homes for the
homeless, etc.; but he
messed up the environment, so he was sent to
Hell.
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fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how he'd
healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was
a sinner and was sent
to Hell.
The engineer told how he'd built homes for the
homeless, etc.; but he
messed up the environment, so he was sent to
Hell.
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly
departed mother and started back toward his car when his
attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
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dearly
departed mother and started back toward his car when his
attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
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A ragged individual stranded for several months
on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day
noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the
message.
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on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day
noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the
message.
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Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails. 2) Read a Playboy magazine. 3) Tell the doctor that you want the afterbirth to have it bronzed. 4) Flirt with the nurse. 5) Watch a football game on your portable television. 6) Tell her how pretty and sexy she looks right now.
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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they
told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face
replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been
asking that question
all day, and each time I get a different
answer."
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told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face
replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been
asking that question
all day, and each time I get a different
answer."
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A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209.
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What do you get if you cross a moth with a
firefly?
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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firefly?
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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