Various animal jokes

A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from theRussians before the new government kicked them out. "The Russians builtus a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus, we learned to drinkvodka and play Russian roulette."The American frowned.
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a womanbeside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. Theyare both quite startled.The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft asyour breast, I know you'll forgive me.
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Tell ya what though, I don't have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors. When he attends a wife swapping party, he has to throw in the maid, and a mistress to be named later.
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Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. Signs are required to be written in English. You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
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Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!
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What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."
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Q: Did you hear about the
blond
skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
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What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
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An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee,he won't even taste it.
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Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
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