Various animal jokes

One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.Then came the second half...First play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle. WAP!! Tackled for a five yard loss.
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A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry!!!"
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Yo mama's so fat, when
she was in school
she
sat next to everybody!
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Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison
electrical repairmen, were
working on a blown house circuit.

"Hey,
Cole!" said Edney. "See those two wires?"

"Sure," Cole
answered.

"Now just grab one of them."

Cole grabbed one of the
wires.

"Feel anything?" asked his partner.

"Not a
thing," answered Cole.

"Good!" said Edney.
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What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - The man
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In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there's a sign stating - "Play like champions today!"There's also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:"Don't forget your HELMET!"
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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your
fingers?
No, you should eat your fingers separately!
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Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doin?"His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
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Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park
in handicapped spaces.
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What kind of hair do oceans have
?
Wavy !
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