Various animal jokes

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pardon me, miss, do you happen to have the time?"In a strident voice she responded, "How dare you make such a proposition tome?"The man snapped to attention in surprise and was uncomfortable aware thatevery pair of eyes in the place had turned in
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There are bats hanging of a branch

upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this

one?
- I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then
he
fainted.
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Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe by his side.
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Where do space monsters live?
In far
distant terror-tory.
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The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk clerk. He said he wanted the best for they were on their honeymoon. The clerk asked the man if he wanted the bridal. "No," he said, "I don't believe I'll need it. I'll just grab onto her ears and hold on 'til she gets used to it."
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|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in October 1996. They showed the video surveillance tape on the news, and even the anchorman was laughing through it.A robber came into a convenience store wearing a ski mask and a gun wanting to empty the cash register.
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|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter."I'm here for the paint job," she said."Alright," said the man.
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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton

viola concerto?
A: Music Minus One.
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What do you put in a www.ashing
machine?
Net curtains!
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Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!
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