Various animal jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a

self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
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Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amelia
!
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
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Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!
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Q: What is the difference
between a
flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic

light?
A: The color.
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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in

common?


Both are a glaze
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|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the night. The man then said, "Call for my lawyer.
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and blood. He asks his friend,"What's happened to your car?""Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer"."OK," says the man, "that explains the blood...
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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
A Macaw
!
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How can you recognize a Gnome
Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.
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