Various animal jokes

How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt gifts are nicer.
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Q: How has Clinton made his
cabinet look
more like America?
A: Many of them have sixth grade reading
levels.
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There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead. They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them evil things and the explorers shall be poo head destroyed.
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Why is
sex like a game of bridge? -You
don't need a partner if you have a good
hand.
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What did the grape say when the
elephant
stood on it ?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick."Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat.Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don't work.
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Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen.
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Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.
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What is a baby bee ?
A little humbug !
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What's the best way to see a charging herd

of elephants ?
On television !
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