Various animal jokes

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!
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Alsation: I'll see you shortly.
Chihuahua:
Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"
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Who invented the telephone?
The
Phoenicians (phone-itions).
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last timebefore I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver."Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alligator
!
Alligator who ?
Alligator for her birthday was a card !
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas

looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff will try to ensure that all elephants are completelyprehunted before he sees them. If the VP sees anonprehunted elephant, the staff will (1) Compliment thevice president's keen eyesight and (2) enlarge itself toprevent any recurrence.Sent by Alex
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Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other.At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"Which woke Ed."What's going on?" said Ed."I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Ted."How come?" said Ed.
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A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
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