Various animal jokes

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
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Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches the gatekeeper.Saint Peter says, "Well, Forest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you.
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The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father. She comes toLittle Johnny's house and sees Little Johnny fucking a goatin the front yard. She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son!Your son! He cussed in the school and now....
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Two police officers saw this old woman

staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too

much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just
drive
her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the
officers
gets in the back with the drunk woman.
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Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work.
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One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate."Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him.""That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!'
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Post Script by Adeline Extra
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Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar.
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!
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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked."He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than Iam.""Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn'tyou say?"
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