Various animal jokes

Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
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Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.
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My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the dog died.
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies,"The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off.
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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white."To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
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Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the

street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?"George replied, "God and me are tight.
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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to

a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !
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A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count toten and pull the first ripcord. If the chute doesn'topen, pull the second. That should do it. Then, afteryou land, there'll be a truck waiting to pick you up.
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