Various animal jokes

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine.
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What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birthday
celebration?
A party line!
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Pest-by-Modem Here's how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to use abbreviations likeIMHO (in my humble opinion) and RTFM (read the f...... manual) to showthat they're "hep" to the lingo.
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Which dances do the burgers do best?
The
burger-loo and the char char!
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|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I've been arrested three times for practicing.
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|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked tooperate on. The first doctor said, "I like to work on electricians.""Why?" the others replied.He answered, "When you open them up, they are all color coded so you knowwhere everything goes.
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond
ring for
Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted
one of those sporty
4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did," he
replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find
a fake Jeep?"
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