Various animal jokes

Why do
bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse
of the honey combs !
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1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall. 4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier. 5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off. 6. You strike a match and light your nose. 7.
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A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a marriage counselor to discuss the problem.
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What does the lion say to his
friends
before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.'
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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
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Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work.
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An old man approaches the window of a cinema with

a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the

counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well,
my pet
chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We
can't
allow animals in the cinema.
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Which political discussions between the
Russians
and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
The SALT
talks!
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Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,

foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and
Mouth disease!
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What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
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