Various animal jokes

What is chemistry's greatest achievement ...... Artificial blondes!
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Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters the door, he gets his pipe, slippers, pajamas, robe, book, dinner, and if anything else is handy, she heaves that at him, too.
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There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his penis. He decided to do something about it.
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|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
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Why were the
flies playing football in
saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !
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Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
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When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges and seek new adventures. You get only one ride on this crazy carousel we call life, and by golly you should make the most of it."This is the voice of Satan.
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Why doesn't a dog
ever have a nose 12 inches
long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the

sunny forecast wrong?


-The Aggie drove through a car
wash
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Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he always does whenMary Clancey came up to him in tears."What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Farther O'Grady."Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary."Well what is it, Mary?""Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father.
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