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When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back."After about a week Mr.
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How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up.
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The
FBI, and the CIA are
all trying to prove that they are the best at
apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a
forest and each of them has to catch
it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest.
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Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.
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On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs first"The boy started saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z"The teacher asked at the end "Where is your P?" The boy answered "Running down my pants!!"
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After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the partytonight?"
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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So

his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
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I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm just using blanks.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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