Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...
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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?Indian: Dog no talk.Cowboy: Hey dog, hows it going?Dog: Doin alright.Indian: [extreme look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Dog: YepCowboy: How's he treat you?Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes meto the lake once a week to play.Indian: [look of disbelief]Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?Indian: Horse no talk.Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?Horse: Cool.Indian: [extremer look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Horse: YepCowboy: How's he treat you?Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes medown often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.Indian: [total look of amazement]Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?Indian: Sheep Lie!!
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