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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?

WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candy
!
Candy who ?
Candy cow jump over the moon !
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So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.
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Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying
to call the zoo for
hours!
Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were
busy!
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How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
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Fire
investigators on Maui have
determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed
a $127,000 home last
month - a short in the homeowner's newly
installed fire prevention
alarm system. "This is even worse than last year,"
said the
distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new
security
system..."
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Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than the penalty for murder!
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|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
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What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"
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A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she says "Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?"The man replied, "Don't ask me lady. I'm just a painter!"
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