Visual joke

A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won't budge.The woman stops and says, "Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?"The legionarie tells her the camel won't budge but she's welcome to try.
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On
the airplane on his way back to Rome,
the Pope was doing a crossword
puzzle. After a while, he turned the
the bishop sitting next to him and
said,
"What's a four -letter
word ending in "unt" which means "woman"?
The bishop said,
"Did
you try "aunt"?
The Pope said,
"Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?"
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Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?" The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?" The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."
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A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!"To that the man asks, "Anything??"And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!"With that, the man says, "Follow me.
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State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_)
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Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris
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|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.
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Why didn't the two worms get on
Noah's
Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
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A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past. "Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 racesand won over ?5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn.
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Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
on
her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said
"DON'T
WALK".
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