Waiter jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul.
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|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
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Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!
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Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton

were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one
day,
they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas.
It
seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high
school love.

They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.
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What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawl.Sent by Josh
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|'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were inspired,In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required.
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Can you show me how to
use the
Internet?
I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in

circles.
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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
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|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife.
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The couple was dining out when the wife

noticed a familiar face at the
bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do
you see that man downing
bourbon at
the bar?"
The husband
looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman continued,
"he's
been
drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!"
The
husband returned to his meal.
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