Waiter jokes

An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over.The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: "Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal."The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face: "No, it's just Mayonaise."
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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning
against the edge of their
pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled
that the next week would mark
their golden wedding
anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a
pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head.
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Why were the vets and pounds
mad?


It was raining cats and dogs
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Trevor: That's a cool
pair of stockings
you have on Jill. One red and one green.
Jill: Yes, and I have
another pair just like it at home.
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|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI) - Software and marketing giant Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) announced today that it has purchased the rights to the well-known "trademark" symbol, formerly denoted as "tm" in most print media.
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With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader still needs a bell ringer. He posts a sign outside the church and another no-armed man shows up to take the job.
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The
teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on
counting. Jackie got things
started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now,
Fred," said the teacher, "you take
over, beginning with
11."
"11, 14, 23, 42, 26," said Fred.
"What kind of counting is that'?"
asked the teacher
"Who's counting'?" replied Fred. "I'm calling
signals."
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What do you call a literary fish?
Salmon
Rushdie!
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IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place" 35 "Just come over." 48 "Just come over and cook." 66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.
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Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car,
who's
driving?
A: The police.
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