Waiter jokes

A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. "What's your name," the robber asked. "Cocodora" said the parrot.
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Have you seen www.boomerang .com?
Yes, I
return to it again and again.
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Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at
the end
of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
A: The same reason they sing
Hymns instead of Hers!
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant
is getting soft?
When he actually listens to Marketing before saying
No
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"Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questionedhis client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?""Oh, no," replied Mrs. O'Connor. "Shure now, we have a carport."The solicitor tried again. "Well, does the man beat you up?""No, no," said Mrs. O'Connor, looking puzzled. "I'm always first outof bed.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!""Why shouldn't I?" he said.I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!""Like what?""Well ... are you religious or atheist?""Religious.""Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?""Christian.
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play. Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing -------------------------- ------- It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion. (1) The woman goes to the store. (2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
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Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog!""But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog.
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